“Do what you do best - get drunk and pass out.”

So a friend of mine today had the nerve to call me out on my social drinking. There are times where I choose to overdrink and pass out at parties, but in the last case, it wasn’t my intention to. Apparently, there was a bottle of Everclear involved and a couple of brothers had fed me extra shots in my Jungle Juice, so I kind of got really drunk. What happens between the time of me getting drunk and passing out is just a lot of fun.

If I could control the amount of alcohol I intake, I would not do it to the point of me being completely wasted, throwing up and passing out. I like to drink, but I want to enjoy myself too. I would not drink to the point where I want to throw up and pass out, and it just happens to be the case sometimes. I mainly get ratchet bitches telling me to down more drinks, and I’m dumb enough to listen.